The Monte Vista Royal Page (my high school's newspaper) is, simply stated, terrible.

Note: All quotes are reproduced verbatim; '[sic]' notation is implied but omitted. If you're upset that I'm making fun of your work, don't write crappy articles and publish them anymore.The standards I set for a high school newspaper are not unreasonably high ( Read more... )

Ariel: Why can't they just settle wars with a simple "rock, paper, scissors"?
Matt: Because the loser would say, "Well, I can kick your ass!", and they'd just start fighting.

At the request of my good friend Kelly, I've decided to update, and with her in mind I'd like to make this an All-Beatles quiz entry (Part I)(no cheating!)! Can you Dig It ( Read more... )

I'm a Philosopher/Scientist!


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So, this is my new journal. I'll change it sometime, maybe, but for now it'll stay the same so that everyone won't get confused ( Read more... )

New journal.