I mean, "Adventures in Online Dating"

This is a long one, but damn.  Honestly the guy HAD to have been stoned or something...I mean...no one is this stupid right? RIGHT?

p.s. I've decided puntuation ROCKS

maple_leafsrule@hotmail.com says:

was up

Tina says:

hey hey what's up?

maple_leafsrule@hotmail.com says:

was new

maple_leafsrule@hotmail.com says:

go on ( Read more... )

bandit1412: hello how are you today
bandit1412: im mike
bandit1412: how do you do
bandit1412: im a friend
bandit1412: im trying to make friends
bandit1412: u there
bandit1412: i want to be your friend thats all
*** bandit1412's IC window is closed

bandit1412 was 47 and I think quite desparate

So I've been talking to someone online for a few weeks and he wants me to join him and his friends for his birthday in two weeks. The problem is that he lives in Michigan and for his birthday they are going to some goth club in detroit called City Club. So to go to his birthday First I'd have to get over the fact that I'd be alone in a group of ( Read more... )

Even the nice ones end up bring crazy.... 
Rodney says:

hey there

Tina says:

hey hey. what's goin on?

Rodney says:

not much just bored you?

Tina says:

same. sitting around watching some Dane Cook comedy

Rodney says:

oh that sounds like funj

Tina says:

meh. it kills the time. what are you doing to kill the time?

Rodney says:

just sitting here not doing anything

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cute_slave:  u like the feet thing

everybody_elses_girl:  what?

cute_slave:  ok u like a guy to rub ur feet

everybody_elses_girl:  well... i dont have a "feet thing" but yeah, who doesn't

like thier feet rubbed once in a while?

cute_slave:  ok read my prof let me know if ur interested

everybody_elses_girl:  no thanks, sorry.

cute_slave:  ok bye

*** ( Read more... )

I guess i wasn't good enough for this guy:

Fish_Bone: hey whatsup?
everybody_elses_girl: not much, watching family guy . you?
Fish_Bone: cool
Fish_Bone: not much
everybody_elses_girl: sounds fun
Fish_Bone: whatare you into?
Fish_Bone: like whats your hobbies?
everybody_elses_girl: I like movies, comic books, tv, reading... 
Fish_Bone: u like van dam movies?
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so I'm not sure but I think these two guys were trying to get me out to double team me. you be the judge

The conversation started normally.  we had talked a few times and then "cookie" suggested we meet but then he says this:

Cookie says:

Do you want to meet this weekend?

Cookie says:

like tomorrow?

Tina says:

maybe this weekend.... tomorrow is bad, I ( Read more... )

I am going start a segment called "adventures in Online Dating!"  here is one fantastic winner I talked to yesterday.  He isistes that we talked a few years ago and were totally going to date but then he got a new computer and lost touch with me.  I have no recolection of this... also he's insane ( Read more... )

as many of you may or may not know I am a member of several online dating websites. Okcupid, geek2geek, and lavalife.  all of them have yeilded a few results over the years and each have their own strengths and weeknesses.  I was rebelling against joining plenty of fish because it's my ex's favorite dating site but so many people were telling me it ( Read more... )

There is something seriously wrong with me.  So I started talking to this guy online. and at first I was really excited. He seemed great. really open and cool and pretty good looking and we've started talking on the phone and I'm totally not into him any more.  I mean I haven't even really given it a chance right?  I just find my self on the phone ( Read more... )