I am cursed today
it was funny for a while
but got old real fast

[Video]

[Teddy films him self opening the closet door.  The labyrinth stretches out into the distance, with plenty of interesting doors and intriguing gaps.  He pokes his head in, looks around, and pauses.]

Nope.

[He pulls the door shut very firmly.]

Stay safe, everyone. I'm heading to the party.

[ooc: Backdated will occur, for once this week I feel ( Read more... )

[Video]

[Teddy is holding a small snowglobe up to the camera, squinting at it. Inside is the New York City skyline and what appears to be a tiny red figure in mid-air between two buildings.]

I think that's Spider-Man, but I'm not sure.

Well, at least now I know what to do with all these extra cupcakes.

[Filtered to Billy & Tommy]

Um...what is this, exactly?

[ooc: Teddy is way more baffled than he's letting on.  But he does have a zillion discounted cupcakes he bought of Alexis, and will feed them to anyone who wants.  Anything goes.]

[Voice/Apartment action]

[muffled] Hey, don't--put that down!  Come back here and--what are you eating?  [speaking into the device] So, um, I don't have younger siblings or anything and I like kids but...I could really use some babysitting tips right now. [Quietly to himself while turning off device, with sounds of mayhem in the background] Oh, god,

[Teddy is walking down the street, completely unaware of the fact that there's a green patch on the left side of his face until he catches his reflection in a store window.  He shifts back to normal only to realize he's got wings poking out the back of his jacket.  Worried and somewhat confused he finds a mirrored surface on the side of building.  ( Read more... )

[Audio]

Is everyone who stayed in the City okay?  The storm's pretty bad out here but it doesn't seem to be anywhere near cover-the-City bad yet.  Anyway, I could probably fly back to get people to the boat if they needed...I'm just not 100% sure being on the boat is a better idea than staying home.

[A minute of background noise, mostly the storm and ( Read more... )

So I'm feeling about as settled in as I think I'm going to get considering how unsettling a place this is.  I'm also getting more used to the fact that I was here before but don't remember it so feel free to say hi if you used to know me and didn't already.  And, if you didn't know me, I'm Teddy and I have no actual affiliation with ninjas.  Or ( Read more... )

[Accidental voice]

--well, okay, superior technology, I'll give you that. But I don't think a grenado is an effective weapon against a single, highly trained assass--.

Huh? Billy? Billy! Are you still there? Did you do something? Is it because I sided with the ninjas this time?

[ETA: Wow, you guys, wow.  I have stats tomorrow morning, so I'm ( Read more... )