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lookscomefirst

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Jul 16, 2006 16:32

This morning I got several emails from at least a dozen people pretending to be teenage girls asking if I've shagged Neville yet.
How strange, is this some sort of sick joke?

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savethefurries July 16 2006, 06:54:03 UTC

Well, you've already done my man, so you might as well do Ginny's, too, mate.

paparazzi_colin July 16 2006, 06:56:03 UTC

Dude I'm saying this as a friend but you're totally drunk.
Maybe you should stepp off before she goes Karma Sutra on your arse???
Wait is that a sex or a martial arts word???

savethefurries July 16 2006, 07:07:32 UTC

Umm... Colin, based on what Mrs. Patil told me when I visited them during hols, sutra is a book of rules and stuff. So Karma Sutra would be a book on karma, I think???

So I don't think that's sex or kung fu!

But!!! He's right, Lavender, you're looking pretty sloshed. ): How about we put the scotch down...

savethefurries July 16 2006, 07:08:23 UTC

But I love scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch.

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prefectlyernie July 16 2006, 13:21:29 UTC

It must be a joke, for who would care to know aught of your love life?

lookscomefirst July 17 2006, 00:56:14 UTC

Go away Ernie nobody likes you!

herbology_dork July 17 2006, 21:50:58 UTC

strange.
i've gotten several emails like that as well as a few owls. they usually say things like "R U gonna choose Ginny or Parvati?" i even got one that said "Ferget these birds and date me instead, big boy!" which really confused me. they all seemed to mention firechat, so i assume it is some sort of specifically-directed spam mail advertisement for those lewd pay-firechats?

lookscomefirst July 18 2006, 01:01:43 UTC

Oh yes like the time the fire chat kept sending out all that spam about that banking scam in Nigeria!
Hey Neville have you gotten around to buying new clothes yet? I know our shopping trip was post poned and I was hoping we could go soon?

herbology_dork July 18 2006, 18:24:46 UTC

i haven't bought any recently, i don't know if i need to, but i'd be glad to accompany you if you wanted. maybe you could help me pick out new trousers or a jumper or something, something which suits me.

lookscomefirst July 19 2006, 00:36:27 UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fashion project!!!!!!

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potter_mouth July 19 2006, 02:35:23 UTC

WOW, THAT'S REALLY STRANGE. I'VE NOTICED A DEFINITE UPSWING IN THE NUMBER OF E-MAILS I GET TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD GET TOGETHER WITH NEVILLE.

IT'S REALLY WEIRD.

I MEAN I USUALLY GET 5 OR 6 A MONTH BUT THIS IS JUST OUTRAGEOUS.

lookscomefirst July 21 2006, 01:40:14 UTC

You are so gay.
Just admit it.

potter_mouth July 21 2006, 04:32:08 UTC

IT'S FUNNY, PARVATI, I WOULD ADMIT IT IF IT WERE TRUE.

herbology_dork July 22 2006, 02:26:12 UTC

wait, you usually get 5 emails a month telling you to hook up with me?

AUGH.