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[lookscomefirst]

So it turns out the legal age for muggles to get married is eighteen when for us its seventeen.
So I was never really married.

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[no_opinion]

Oh, my twin!

And don't worry, I'll handle the clean-up. Dharma might need a hug from her mummy, though.

[lookscomefirst]

She's already with me.
Padma I've been so stupid.

[no_opinion]

Good, good.

Do you want me to keep our mum and daddy away, or would you like to see them?

You're not stupid, dear. It could've happened to anyone.

[lookscomefirst]

Keep them away, we both know what mummy is like.

[waitingfortom]

I told you you weren't married, but did you listen to me, noooo, what does the girl with the late American Muggle cousin know about American Muggles, no...

Er, but still, sorry it had to happen like that. Yeah.

[lookscomefirst]

Oh whatever Ginny I know how happy you are.

[waitingfortom]

Hey, I might gloat a bit that I was right and you were wrong, but that doesn't mean I'm happy that you're sad.

I'll send you something to make you feel a little better, okay?

[lookscomefirst]

..what could you send me?

[herbology_dork]

WHAT?!?!?!?!

but the reception... our families....
but we... we....

i've never said this before, but i think i need a drink.

[lookscomefirst]

Oh so you've finally noticed then Neville? have you also noticed that I've actually been gone for almost a month now?
Fine go drink yourself bloody stupid I really dont care.

[herbology_dork]

hey, that's not fair. i thought you took off on some personal honeymoon thing after the reception, because you certainly never told me where you were going. what was i supposed to think??

you know, if that's how you feel, then i really don't care either, and i will floo Seamus right away.

[lookscomefirst]

A personal honeymoon? is that what you really think of me? that I'd go on a personal honeymoon without my actual husband? didn't it occur to you that something was VERY wrong?