just like fridays of yore

[loolica]

Apparently I am hosting a Friday confessional. anjibobanji gets all credit for the idea.

So.... Confess! Confess!

There aren't enough of us left for me to even bother warning people to play nice.

Comments

[bren_jay]

I can't make this anon, apparently, so I'll keep it pretty tame.

It disturbs me a lot that when I dream, Dev is almost never in them - in my dreams, I don't have a kid. What's worse is that when I do dream about him, we've usually left him somewhere, and I am in no hurry to find him.

Why is he not important enough to be in my dreams? I don't know. Maybe I don't love him enough? Maybe we're not properly bonded? This is my suspicion. Oh, mama guilt - does it know any bounds?

[tracijean]

OMG. I NEVER dream about Ramona and it never occurred to me to feel guilty. I'm mostly glad at least I get a fuckin' break in my subconscious!

[loolica]

Oh, man, Freud would have loved that shit.

[tracijean]

Anon isn't working! Here's something that everybody would know was written by me anyway: When I had my tooth pulled the other day, I had an elaborate fantasy that my dentist was my dirty nasty filthy s&m master and he had tied me up and was extracting my tooth as part of some dirty sex game. I imagined him talking nasty to me and telling me he was pulling the tooth out so he'd have a nice little spot to jizz into that was all for him and nobody else. His own little cum reservoir inside my mouth! (Gack!!) I got super elaborate with it! This turned me on absolutely ZERO but it was completely fascinating and distracting from the actual terrible torture that was happening to me so I let it go on for as long as my brain would keep inventing new stuff. I'M A FREAK I KNOW.

[suzied]

That's so awesome!

[anjibobanji]

you kill me! you are genius.

[loolica]

Hah, this kicks ass. Did I ever tell how when my plastic surgeon was pulling (50+) staples out of my boobs, we had a whole conversation about how he could have a side gig as a dungeon master?

[anjibobanji]

I changed my photo on facebook to me and my friend's partner - long long term partner and mother of his child, because my friend who is in love with him NEEDS TO GET OVER IT. and i am sick of her drama.

heh.

[loolica]

Ha, also awesome. Weasel that!

[anjibobanji]

such a bitch and i don't care!

[gremlin44]

This isn't about anyone that any of you all know

[loolica]

Have you seen this?

I think unless you are actually pregnant yourself and in the grip of all those hormones, pregnant women are totally obnoxious. There! I said it! At least it only lasts 9 months.

[the_living_end]

I agree. I will add that first timers are probably the worst. Special Snowflake Syndrome at its finest.

[gremlin44]

I wish I could "like" this comment.

[anonymous]

I'm so happy he's moving on and doing better, but I'm pretty convinced I'll never be over him. Am still in love with him, in fact. It's embarassing. I'm THAT ex.

[anonymous]

I'm not the least bit happy for him. I hope he finds great misery throughout his life and dies a gruesome death after realizing what a shit he is. I'm THAT ex.

[anjibobanji]

oh you! lol!

[anonymous]

oh YOU! xoxo