Trip Report: Master Cleanse Lemonade Diet

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Motivation: Eating late in the evening has fattened my figure. Additionally, I would like to clean out all the mud from my guts. Hello, Master Cleanse Maple Syrup Lemonade liquid fast.

Day One: Socially Difficult

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Re: WELL AT LEAST YOU ARE OFF THE METH

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If nothing else, it has taught me that the inside of my body is just like a curly straw, where salt water poured into the top shoots straight through and makes me hate myself for what happens next.

For a while now I've been daily dosing myself with he-man quantities of acidophilus and whatever is in that sissy bacteria yogurt. I have noticed nothing, but haven't really tested myself much with things like raw meat or rotten milk.