Best Conversation Ever :

[loona]

EMi : Joanna! Did you tell me that Shakira is a hermaphrodite once?

Joanna : EMi, stop drinking.

I had a great time up in New Paltz. I just wish I could have stayed there longer. Next month!

Comments

[aymn]

I was completely at a party, working on a take home test when you called. They were like who was that, what did they saaay.
"My sister."

WHO DRUNK DIALS THEIR SISTER, SRSLY.

[loona]

Okay, first of all at that point I had one beer, which is not nearly enough to get me drunk. Second of all, I was legitimately thought you had told me that Shakira was a herm. I think it was someone else? Third of all, my friend Angela got TANKED the other nite and drunk dialed her dad at 3am, leaving him a voicemail that was to the effect of, "DAD. DAD. FUCK YOU DAD. PICK UP YOUR FONE. Iloveyouseeyoutomorrow." Consider yourself lucky. Also, Dad totally drunk dialed me at 2am once, so I think he wins.