The Tally

[loony1000]

The standings as of Wednesday:

Drunk drivers: 3
Teenagers on cell phones: 1
My poor house: 0

Comments

[anonymous]

This research paper might well be my death, inasmuch as I will be stabbing myself with the scissors nearby if I have to make any more changes to it.

Love, your harried math deskmate, Laura

[loony1000]

Remove all sharp implements from the desk. Repeating: remove all sharp implements from the desk.