#7 [Video]

[loonyandproud]

[Video is turned on. Campbell is not looking very pleased. He's also sitting somewhere not easily recognisable, leaning against a wall.]

I think I've been calm. I've been very calm. I calmly contacted the police a few days ago. [Blatant lie about the calm bit. In general.] I calmly waited for them t' find something. But I'm no doin' this

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[laughswithfan]

We stole a lot of pretty things during that last curse but we did not take any… whatever that is…

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[laughswithfan]

You know… we think your accent is kind of cute…

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[loonyandproud]

Well, if y' dunno what it is, how--

[Oh. Erm. He just rolls with it, smiling.]

Cheers. It's a change. Generally I'm surrounded by folk all speaking mostly the same.

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[laughswithfan]

There is a land where everyone speaks like this!?!

[Clearly this is the BEST THING EVER!]

Where do you come from?

trolls this :(

[renegare]

Nothing else killed you yet. Good.

TROLLS BACK B|

[loonyandproud]

[OMG. You. Campbell is just. This is so ridiculous. He goes a bit mock-camp.]

Ooh, lovely t' know I'm so special t' you, hen. I didnae know you cared so.

YOU CAN TRY...

[renegare]

Dumb prey is too liable for maiming.

He will. He doesn't know when to stop. >.>

[loonyandproud]

Aye, well it's good, then, that I'm no dumb, and I'm unmaimed. But speaking of dumb, how's your brilliant idea going? Left the City yet, have you?

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[heelsandlaw]

You're honestly sitting on top of your drawers?

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[loonyandproud]

Aye, a course I am. I showed you. [HE shows her again. Video, zoom out slightly, tilt down to show a high angle shot of the drawers, then up again to Campbell's cross-looking face.]

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[heelsandlaw]

And all that because of a cat. [Are the corners of her mouth twitching? Are they? Maybe.]

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[loonyandproud]

You havenae seen this cat! It's the devil!

[jesusing_clown]

Somebody stole something from you too?

...Do you need help with the cat?

[loonyandproud]

You as well? Are the police bloody stupid? How haven't they done something about this crime spree yet?!

D'you know how t' get this cat t' stop attacking me?

[jesusing_clown]

They took my coat; I thought it was that curse last week, so I was giving them time to return it. But it looks like this is just their personality, damn it.

I can get the cat away if it's really that much of a bother, what's he doing?

[loonyandproud]

Aye. They've no given it back by now, which means they're no going to.

Biting and scratching at me when I'm on its level. But now I don't know where it is...

[immortaltwat]

Forget the cat, man. Go out there and get some pussy. Have you seen how desperate everyone is today?

[And then, because he's a little slow on the uptake...] Wait. You had your stuff robbed, too?

[loonyandproud]

I will do, soon as I'm sure I can get off this without being maimed for life. And aye, I did. What'd you have stolen?

[immortaltwat]

Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. It's a cat! It's probably gone to sleep by now.

My iPod. So, you can see how much worse off I am. I've had my player and my music stolen. Do you have any idea how many hours it took me to download all those tracks? [Pssssh, Campbell. You get a huff to show Nathan's disdain at your record player.] Who even owns a record player these days, anyway? And what kind of idiot steals one?

[loonyandproud]

I don't trust it. The wee thing's murderous. It's out for blood.

I do! I'm a DJ! It's for my job! [But. More interestingly:] What's an iPod? Does it help y' download music? Is that what y' mean? That you've downloaded music?! How d'you do that!?