I still think this is a crazy endeavor, my boy.

I like that you're trying to be practical, Arthur, but I think I've been a fry cook long enough that I can run my own place.

Whatever happened to your love of anonymity?

I get the feeling that's not entirely possible here. I'm not bothered by it, though. I love to cook, and this is the best way I can ( Read more... )

So, Arthur here says that I should get a job.

Of course you do, son! Can't just having you lazin' about all day! And a steady place to live would also be good!

Okay, okay.

... anyone in need of a fry cook?

- ore complicated than a cell ph- ... I think it's on.

Let me see, let me see. *pause* Yes, go ahead, son.

Thank you.

Hello, my name is Odd Thomas, and I may be in need of some assistance. I seem to be located in the...

Goc Desert, my boy.

Yes, that. The Goc Desert. I need to see if I can get out of here, so any help would be much appreciated. Thank

Your basic HMD right here.

Concerns, Questions, and Plain Old Comments on my Canon Odd Thomas are directed to this post.

I'm always open to hear crit, and am happy to answer questions.

You can post Anon, I don't mind. IP logging... should be off if I did this right. Thanks!

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