I should get a job to share the burden

[loosta]

Job options in the order i would most rather have

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[lilshutterbug]

My votes:
2. Cause you'd be SO cute in the little uniform and I really like milkshakes.
5. I'd fuck you in the ass with my big old long hard cock and I'll even make it vibrate if you want!!! Sound tempting?

[loosta]

Oh miss erica, my love. i dont think you have a big ole long hard cock, but im still tempted. Let me quote an appropriate poem, "my milkshake brings all da boiz to da yard"

wasnt that moving ;)

[lilshutterbug]

I do have a big ole long hard cock. It may be plastic and purchased from a store, but I still have it!

I have no milkshake. It brings no boys to my yard. If it does, they must be peeking over the fence or something, because it's awfully lonely out here...