When all else fails, bullshit.

[loosta]

So i spent from tuesday till today at camp instructing activities for hoosier kids. I kicked ass. In an attempt to keep my personal space at maximum, told the kids that i was allergic to hugs and would flail and scream in pain whenever they swamped me with their affection. It failed miserably of course. Every kid and teacher loved me, and for one

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[yechezkiel]

TANSTAFL, mutherfuckers.

[loosta]

I want a number 6 arm. you know, for slapping hos.

[tankou]

I got your message. I got off work late last night, and when I called you weren't home. I called today on my break, but you weren't home then either. Not that it mattered because I worked 6:30am to 12:30 am. So. I'm sorry I missed you, but call me the next time you come home, please. It sounds like you're having a good time and I am glad.

[loosta]

I will call you soon, Im almost done with these Outdoor Education kids. i think i get a week off, it will rule.