Mooning is like saying, "good day to you sir, what might a sophisticated chap like yourself be doing on such a glorius afternoon." but with your butt cheeks

I Just got back from my weekend extravaganza. i went to the university of cincinnati and visited my friend Sam, and i partied with some crazy mofos. then i went to visit my life partner, ariston, in Northern Ky. i had a really good weekend, and dare i say it was kind of an adventure.

Why must my teams lose? Even when i use the magical powers of my winner's hat they still manage to disappoint me. I used to enjoy losing, a little bit; now im just disappointed.

im not sure if im an asshole, or misunderstood? I think im just misunderstood.

I have been reading the letters of Abelard and Heloise, and im glad Abelard got his winky snipped. That guy is one arrogant Medieval fruitcake ( Read more... )

i actually have lots of reading to do. this is a change from always having papers due. i dont know wich id rather have ( Read more... )

Guess who just got a high speed internet connection

I think im really depressed, or maybe i just need something more to do. i feel like a fucking goth kid being all pussy like.

I got the classes i wanted and i didnt even have to sleep with any professors; Come-overs get me all ready for inappropriate touching ( Read more... )

ULink makes me sad, i think its designed so students take classes they dont need and end up having to take extra semesters. Very clever Mr.L but you havent won yet.

This spring semester is brought to you by the letter S
S for slackin
S for sleepin
S for... seduction?

Time to roll up one of my sleeves and half ass my way to a 3.0+ gpa. Im not lazy, i just "hate the man." Just listen to my spring semeser slogan.
NEVER STUDY WHEN THERE ARE TITTIES TO BE TOUCHED!
i bet that makes "the man" really angry.