and when it rains it pours. normally the phrase "when it rains it pours" is used to express how problems seem to hit us all at once, but when you think about it women only cause problems. Thats why they are much like rain, except with a boob here or there.

I probably let my penis make fifty percent of all my decisions, and of course these decisions are always in conflict with my actual mind. A house divided can not stand, I do not suspect my house to fall but i do suspect my house to cease being divided. Yes this means that my penis will cease to make half of my decisions, For now on it will make 100 ( Read more... )

I watched The God Father 3 today. i know i saw the movies when i was little but i dont remember anything, so I have never really seen any of the Godfathers. It was a very sad movie and i cried a little at the end.

This is proof that i need a woman, or at the least something to do.

Kelly Schroder (5:55:34 PM): but that box you live in downtown doesn't strike me as being expensive ( Read more... )

i go to school more for the social aspect of it rather than my classes anymore. I still go to my classes but i would have to try pretty hard to fail at this point. I cant wait to start camp and be active again, these days are dull ( Read more... )

Dr. SugarTits Ph.D --

[adjective]:

Extremely extreme!

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Lets start the weekend one day early. Stupid tests.

Well no need to fear my little Tomites, i got my tuition payed right at the last moment. I went to the bursars with $2,309 in cash in my pocket and dropped it like a pimp buying a new cane. My cousin Mike was with me and he was all like, "MAKE MONEY!" we were fly and hip dawgs ( Read more... )

Staff training was fun, I feel prepared to utterly destroy this summer. I went mountain boarding and i can pretty much sum it up in one word: injury. also im a good basketball player as long as there are no refs and slide tackling is legal ( Read more... )

FAFSA forms are dictatorships. my ancestors did not kill englishmen and loyalists to have to fill out endless forms that keep the poor man in the paper cut hands of tyranny. Just give me the money because I got no where else to go. i deserve it, i thought about voting on occasion, i pay my taxes (actually they just take it from me ( Read more... )