WOO-HOO!!

I got my drivers license!!

The test wasn't nearly as stressful as I thought it would be.  I was so nervous that I didn't say a single thing the whole ride, except for when we were on the highway, I said fuck.

While I was driving home from downtown, around midnight, I saw JP driving his car.  I was right behind him from Kalamazoo Ave. all ( Read more... )

Yesterday I ate a chicken finger that looked like a sea horse.

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Today I went out with my Dad to practice paralell parking.  It's really fucking hard.  I need to get good by monday because that is when my permit expires.  Everything else I'm really good at.  Even if I don't get my liscense I'll still drive, but I really want to get my liscense ( Read more... )

What a weird week ( Read more... )

CROOKED PENIS!!

Well, I went driving with my Mom today so that I could go onto some more major streets in Kalamazoo.  Yeah, that was fun.  I reacted the exact same way I did when I was learning to drive with either of my parents.  I became extremely nervous, pushed the gas when I was supposed to push the brake.  I had the radio on, and she nixed that idea before ( Read more... )

Me: Have you ever heard of the postal service?
Guy on bus: well, yeah
Me: Thats fucking awesome! The postal service rocks!
Guy on bus: Wait, are they a band or something?

Well, it seems that my social life (involving guys) is now kind of a joke at work, which is understandable, considering the last two guys I've dated.  Tyler(25), the one who told sarah (after a week) that I was "the one."  Then when he noticed that I was getting distant, started "observing" me, which if you don't know, means that when everyone else ( Read more... )

I just got back from Vegas yesterday and I lost about 10 dollars on the slots.  Even though I'm not 21 yet.  I went to go to my cousins wedding.  It was fun, I got to drink, I got to gamble, and I got to go see "Star Trek:  The experience", which was pretty fucking cool.  I even got a shot glass that says "United federation of Planets"  Which is ( Read more... )

Well, yesterday was fun. I think my Human Sexuality class will be pretty cool ( Read more... )

I went out this friday to a party with Rowne, a guy from work. It was hella(yes, hella) fun. I met a guy(of course), got to dance, and got pretty drunk. The next morning I had a really bad hangover, and my mom was like "Mary, were you drinking last night ( Read more... )