I'm my own sex slave!

[lorax_lovin]

A Jeremy showed this to me and I found it exteremly interesting...

Comments

[dark_caduceus4]

I'm telling you, watch out for the pillow talk.
State secrets are always let loose that way.
"But once they allow a bit on the side
To move to the center where she's not qualified
Well we're forced out on our guard." -Evita

[lorax_lovin]

And I trusted that Jane! Oh well, what if I appoint her to take my place afterwords? I can't have her killed..even though that would easiest.

[dark_caduceus4]

Well, you do need to continue your dynasty...
But if she has a chance to take it sooner, then she'd have less incentive to wait. Maybe you should start using Alice against her.

[lazy_sunshine]

i have purpose!

[xander_cane]

What is with me being the head of the puppet government in both yours and Calder's country? Today is a good day ^^.

I'm my own sex slave! And how does this differ from reality?

[lorax_lovin]

You're the puppet because you're just so darn cute! And sassy, and everybody wants to do you on top of their suburu!

and...

Shut up! Before I make it the puppet head of the government's job to be my sex slave.

[xander_cane]

An another note, how do you run a democracy when you got your possesion from your father the king dying? HMMM?

[lorax_lovin]

And on the same note, I never said I got the possesion because he died, they could have elected me!

[tsatsziki]

overthrow me? oh you'd like to think so, wouldn't you...wait. does that make me your dad?

[lorax_lovin]

I'm gonna say yes. You owe mama mad ass child support by the way-you better just buy me a car.

[tsatsziki]

oh shit. is $40 a month enough for a down payment?