I had my shirt on the whole time!

[lorax_lovin]

I was sitting in class just now, and I got really cold all of a sudden. I think 'Alyssa, you're not wearing a shirt!' Quite naturally I freak out, but I don't want to look down to see because then everybody will look and then and only then will they realize I'm not wearing a shirt. So, I get the idea to feel for the shirt, just in case it's there.

Comments

[thecowsspot]

aw! ALLYSSAAAAA! You can join my club of lameness, it's pretty rockin' ... for being lame.... :D

[lazy_sunshine]

when i went to see my sisters at school, i was wearing flip-flops. and i knew it.

right, yeah, i go back, almost nineteen, a freshman in college, and this two scrawny and scary and short black boys, barely thirteen, freshmen in high school, decide they wanna mess with me.

yeah, yeah, right, you heard me.

i walk past them, take hardly any notice of them, and all of the sudden, i hear these guys calling out behind me, "hey!... hey, you!... hey, girl! girl in the grey!... yo!" and so i turn around, after much deliberation, and you know what they say to me?

they say, "your shoe's untied," with these ridiculous smirks on their faces. and i said to them, i said, "actually, no, they're not, because i'm wearing flip-flops, which don't have laces."

they laughed, but it was more over their absurd amusement with themselves than my clever retort.

[lorax_lovin]

You should have gone back and punched them in the face...because they share a face and only have one-thus making it easy to punch.