I just realized that every pair of jeans I own were bought at hot topic and contain more metal than a hedge trimmer. -_-

I need ideas as to how I'm supposed to get through airport security without having to "drop-trou".

;_;

Beat up more chefs.

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com

Best. Adventure. Ever.

It's weird. My grandmother died yesterday of lung cancer, and all I can do is smoke cigarette after cigarette.

Yeah so I got my lip pierced about a week or so ago. I didn't get my lebret pierced, if that's what you're thinking, I just got a small ring on the right side. It hurt really bad when he did it, and it felt like shit for the first three days, but now the swelling has gone down and I can actually talk right again. I still can't eat solid food, but ( Read more... )

Yesterday was crazy. I went out late and got FUCKED up. I figure that once you hit 22 you have nothing to look forward to, so you might as well get wasted ( Read more... )

For the past couple of days I've been working for Alex's uncle Jeff set up the foundation for a gazebo. It was really hard the first day because we had to drill holes with an auger and then use post-hole diggers to remove the soil and clay ( Read more... )

Something Corporate - Konstantine

I can't imagine all the people that you know ( Read more... )

To whom it may concern ( Read more... )

I think of love as a ladder. You climb up as fast as you can when you're young and get pushed off. Well...there are safe rungs and unsafe rungs depending on the situation ( Read more... )

So I met this GAL online at this site for locals and she's pretty cool. She lives in the next town over. I'm probably going to meet her tomorrow. Kinda nervous. It just makes me think of all my previous net-things ( Read more... )