Merry Christmas; I stole your car

[lord_atticus]

If you see me driving my white Ford Crown Victoria around with a broken window, give the cops and me a call. Seeing as how it was stolen yesterday, it ain't me driving. And, no, it wasn't a fat white bearded guy in red. It was, apparently, two white guys around 25 years old in flannel and ball caps. It was parked unlocked and, stupidly, I know,

Comments

[allforleyna]

Dude, those motherfuckers. Let me know if you need a ride anyplace for the next week.

[kellyratherodd]

Awww, damn, that blows. I hope it works out.

[shipou]

... Wow that sucks! I hope they get it back soon! D:

[devilscarpet]

:(

But the article was funny.