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[lord_christ]

Yay my child. I have helped you get a new car. Be happy with what you have and you shalt recieve more. Unless a douche hits your car or something, then I'll smote him with a bolt of lightning.

PS I love you all

Comments

[magnum_slash]

Dear Jesus,

Where the fuck is my car? You didn't help me get shit!

-Joey

[lord_christ]

That's because I heard thy stepfather is a douche

[magnum_slash]

Who are you???

[lord_christ]

Your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[feldhaus]

Dear Jesus,
Did it hurt when they stapled you up on that cross. It looked like it must have hurt like a bitch.
Love
Feldhaus

[lord_christ]

Yes, but I did it to forgive your sins Michael and to save you from the eternal flames of hell.