Because I assume you're all doing the Cage Match

[lord_codfish]

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My votes:

The Shrive vs. Arthur Dent

An unstoppable killing machines vs. a mostly harmless human? Well, the human's victory would be about as ridiculously improbable as it gets, wouldn't it?

Kahlan Amnell vs. Drizzt Do'urden

Comments

[dr_whom]

The Nac Mac Feegle are not villains! Rowdy, drunken, and unreliable, yes; but always on side of good.

[lord_codfish]

They're still a horde. Protagonists win against hordes. It's, like, the rule.

[novalis]

The Gunslinger vs. Elric

You shouldn't bring a sword to a gunfight, but you shouldn't bring a gun to an insane-crazy-dark-magic fight.

ROFL.

Bah!

[dumble]

That is all I have to say to you.

Re: Bah!

[lord_codfish]

Yes, I thought you'd say that.

I'll vote for Dumbledore when his turn comes around, though!

Re: Bah!

[dumble]

I'd be more mad if your userpic weren't so adorable. I really just want to hug a panda now.

Re: It is fun.

[midnight_sidhe]

At a guess:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nancy%20boy