My Names as Diseases, whee
Look under here and catch that which I am.
What kind of disease are you?
Adam:
Adam is caused by alien mind control rays.
Adam will, upon infection, turn the infected into a hippie.
The only possible way to cure Adam infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.
What kind of disease are you?
Lord_Cougar:
Lord_Cougar is caused by sponges.
Lord_Cougar disease causes deadly flatulence upon infection.
Cure Lord_Cougar by dressing like an 80's rock star.
What kind of disease are you?
Cougar:
Cougar is caused by Satan.
Cougar creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Cougar, crossdress badly.
What kind of disease are you?
Qui Gon:
Qui Gon is caused by monkeys.
Qui Gon disease causes immediate spontaneous combustion.
The only known cure for Qui Gon is to move to the himalayas, forever.
All other nicknames brought up the same results, I think I got them all.
What kind of disease are you?
Adam:
Adam is caused by alien mind control rays.
Adam will, upon infection, turn the infected into a hippie.
The only possible way to cure Adam infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.
What kind of disease are you?
Lord_Cougar:
Lord_Cougar is caused by sponges.
Lord_Cougar disease causes deadly flatulence upon infection.
Cure Lord_Cougar by dressing like an 80's rock star.
What kind of disease are you?
Cougar:
Cougar is caused by Satan.
Cougar creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Cougar, crossdress badly.
What kind of disease are you?
Qui Gon:
Qui Gon is caused by monkeys.
Qui Gon disease causes immediate spontaneous combustion.
The only known cure for Qui Gon is to move to the himalayas, forever.
All other nicknames brought up the same results, I think I got them all.