Witty bastards.

[lord_pasternack]

Because it's late, and I can't for the life of me be bothered with anything more substantial, I give you a few short 'n' snappy things I've said or have heard said at one point or other in my life in response to certain queries.

French teacher: "So what do you want to do for a living then?"
Me: "Live."

Various people: "What do you want to be when

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[anonymous]

Someone : Where are u know.
Me : standing right above the centre of the plantet.

[lord_pasternack]

Well, depending on how you look at "right above" - that could mean you're either:

a) Anywhere on our good planet. Or;
b) The North Pole, or other suitable "right above" in relation to the Earth's core. (Possibly wouldn't be North Pole, due to tilt in Earth's axis.)

But even then, you have to account for the fact that aliens might see our floating spaceball with the "south" at the top...

But nonetheless, you deserve a Witty Bastard Award. Here. Congrats.