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[lord_riddle]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

ooc:Ok, I've gone mad. Let's see if we can come out with some interesting crack answers

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[the_iscariot]

"...I better go before Albus comes in and finds me here, huh?"

[lord_riddle]

"You always have to rush off Severus, you make me feel so cheap!"

[no_black_sheep]

"That had better be Nagini..."

[lord_riddle]

"No, that isn't that snake."

[no_black_sheep]

"You're right. More of a garter snake really. *sighs* Oh well."

[lord_riddle]

"It's not the size my dear, as you well know."

[molly_weasley]

"Shoo!"

[lord_riddle]

"You didn't say that last night!"

[molly_weasley]

*eyeroll* Who cares?

[lord_riddle]

*pouts, yes the dark lord pouts*

Very well

[killmeinstead]

"I...Ah. Well. Um."

"...This is....That never...happened, okay?

[lord_riddle]

"Ok, but same time next week?"

[drooblesnowords]

"What the blazes is that SMELL?"