My fone's disappeared!

[lord_semjaza]

Well, due to a few chavs taking great exception to my personal appearance, my fone is no longer on my person. Such is life, and I'm otherwise fine. Hell, I lost an ancient fone with all of 4p's credit, so it's not as though I'm particularly upset about it. It does come to something when a gang of coked-up chav-types' best effort at administering

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[kankurette]

Ouch. Glad you're OK, though.

[lord_semjaza]

Aah, I'm all good. It was really quite an ineffectual assault, and I'm not being macho in saying that. Thing is, I did keep my head and get the hell out as quickly as possibly, while a few others who weren't so lucky got absolutely slaughtered. More luck than judgement, but eh, I'm glad my luck held.

[lord_semjaza]

Coolies, human contact will be much appreciated. For various reasons, I'm .. well. Not exactly climbing the walls so much as tearing them apart brick by brick with my fingernails.

In other words, you'll probably find my tardery to be of amusement, and someone else seeing the humour in the situation will help me do so, which will be a considerable improvement over my current monomaniacal murderous wrath. And no, it isn't directed at the chavs. It's aimed at .. well, anyone foolish enough to look sideways at me, exist in an unreasonable way, or just plain breathe good air that could be otherwise used to set fire to them. Plus.. well, I kinda need you to do me a (very) small favour (and it's really very small, honest!), but I'll explain onna fone. ;)

[lord_semjaza]

Oh yeah, apologies for being on the phone. Had stuff to sort out, but am now no longer tied up. Yay!

[urwen_sakurafu]

Good Lord, man! Glad you're not too badly injured. Stupid fucking chavs.

[lord_semjaza]

Not really injured at all, actually. Basically, they were all somewhat pissed and quite highly coked-up, so they were too busy dancing around and heckling to actually line up good blows. The point, I think, was to either rile me to fight or scare me, in which case they'd all jump me at once.. and I'm cynical enough to realise that and think 'fuckit, do your worst, but I'll be damned if I'm giving you any extra satisfaction'. Punching a target that doesn't seem to care that you're all attacking him probably got boring, and I did overhear one of them insulting the other for being a pussy after a punch to the mouth got, rather than a flinch, a grin. It's the only kind of true defiance I was capable of. -shrug-

(That sounds far more macho than it was, really... badly-aimed and careless punches and kicks meant they didn't usually hurt.)

[halluciphy]

That all sounds rather rubbish :( Did you give them any lasting damage?

[anonymous]

You know, that's really odd... because about that same time a friend of mine was at a birthday party (hers) that got jumped for thier phones. And here I heard that Ally Pally was so dafe... :P