The triumph of the medical profession!

[lord_semjaza]

I have duly been informed that I need to see the doctor and possibly make an appointment with the ear, nose and throat clinic at the local hospital

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[rosenkavalier]

This is so they can hit me in the face with a small metal hammer and re-break my nose.

I'm sure orkamedies can sort you out in this regard...

[orkamedies]

Now the hiting part is fine BUT the problem is Small AND hammer not sure i can do that part.

Now large hammer i can do!

[lord_semjaza]

I can already sniff round corners, so I've got nothing to lose from the attempt.

Well, apart from the rest of my face, but who needs it anyway? ;)

[orkamedies]

Okay then Dr Orkamedies surgery will be open for you the weekend after the Tatton park show.
I will provide you with soothing alcohol afterwards of course.

So are you dragging your butt out to tatton even if its just to be sociable?
I will be heading over saturday so can offer you liftage.

[dj_xenobia]

Just out of curiosity, what are these unpleasent side-effects? I had the small hammer treatment once, and since then I have only found one type of sunglasses that fit properly on my face, so I think my op may have been botched :s

[lord_semjaza]

It can lead to one nasal passage becoming completely blocked, which will prevent the ear on that side of the head from cleaning itself.. can lead to deafness, loss of balance, necrosis of the ear, and assorted other nastiness.

That's exactly what happened to my dad. ;)

[dj_xenobia]

One of my nasal passages does have reduced air flow through it, I kinda worried now :s