While shopping with the father...

[lord_semjaza]

He turned to me and said, 'I've noticed you get a lot of insulting comments on your appearance.. but I've also seen you get eyed up a few times

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[urwen_sakurafu]

Damnit, why are CofE vicars always so awesome...

[rssefuirosu]

Not all -_-

Midnight Mass was SHITE at my parents' church.

[lord_semjaza]

Aah, he did shots of vodka with me that evening.

Unfortunately, he did them after the service, despite my efforts to the contrary.

The image of a mass of hair and beard conducting a sermon, ranty finger held triumphantly aloft as he rambles drunkenly about God was too tempting for me to resist. Lamentably, I failed!