Relationship blargh.

[lord_semjaza]

It does appear that I am now made of singleness and fail. The latter part is well-known, the former part something of a surprise.

Boo.

Incidentally, it must be said that having the dumping being done over the internet really is becoming rather an aggravating habit. 'specially when you've been out job-hunting and haven't been obsessively

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[kankurette]

*hugs* I'm so sorry. She seemed like such a nice girl as well. I've been dumped online myself and it's so fucking cowardly. Why the guy didn't have the decent to at least ring me, I don't know.

[lord_semjaza]

Aah, she was a lying cheating arse-grape.

She felt the need to ring me and inform me of her cheating status, and that, if the guy she'd been screwing behind my back had wanted her for anything more serious, I'd never have heard from her again at all.

Needless to say, I was positively thrilled by this.

WAAAGH!!!!!

[kankurette]

Oh, it gets better and better. I'll say it again: fucking cowardly.
Also, thanks for giving me another creative swear word to add to my vocabulary.

[lord_semjaza]

-grins- I try. When she rang me, I was coming out with a full array of neologisms and obscenities... but, unfortunately, I can't remember very many of them.

Sucks when that happens.

It's nearly as bad as thinking of the perfect retort to someone just after the conversation finishes.

[urwen_sakurafu]

Dude.

Well, at least my thumb is safe now.

[lord_semjaza]

Damn straight. There will be no more incidents of tardery by my nearest and dearest.

In future, all tardery will be performed by me without the assistance of my shaved monkey. I'm not sure that's entirely an improvement, though.

[urwen_sakurafu]

You're not ill or anything, are you? I mean, people actually managed to scare you the other night. I was shocked.

Anyway, find a sane girl. You keep dating pewping biting nutters. Or a sane bloke, either way.

[lord_semjaza]

Damn right I was scared! Achieving and maintaining verticality and something approaching sensible conversation were all difficult enough in that state; having someone poke me with spoons without warning was more than my bourbon-addled brain could cope with.

As for sanity.. where'd I be if I dated someone sane? (apart from possibly stable, content, and not covered in pewp...)

[orkamedies]

Sorry to hear about that sir, and may i recomend an excess of bozze, etc will help you to overcome this one!