I had a dream in which Mr. Kavalos made me punish a toddler by making the said toddler eat sardines out of the large glass jar Ross's mom stores brownies in.

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The time is 4:43 pm... I have just lost a bet.

Amazon sells dildos.

read that again. I'm dead serious. Amazon sells dildos.http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/external-search/103-

I'm going to tell you guys a little story ( Read more... )

So the date for the big game is Dec 16, it'll be after school at 3:30, Friday ( Read more... )

Alright you sorry lot, here's the plan ( Read more... )

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water ( Read more... )

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." -Conan O'Brien ( Read more... )

Oh, and Rugby is a little up in the air because some people are leaving on vacation, but I'm aiming for Friday at 2 p.m.

Let us know if that works for you.

just woke up, showered... and then all the events of last night came rushing back ( Read more... )

I hate to admit it, but I've been wearing the same pair of Jeans for over a week.
And you know what, if you think that's nasty, then you're not going to like college.