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[lord_steward]

*posts a sign in the window of the shop*

NOVEMBER SALE

ALL KINDS OF MORBID CRAP HALLOWEEN PARAPHERNALIA

SAURON PLUSHIES AT PREMIUM PRICES

Comments

[lord_cirdan]

SAURON PLUSHIES AT PREMIUM PRICES

Gmmgmmmgmmmmmwhaaahaahaahaahaahaahaa!

Give me *chuckle* one of *snort* those.

[lord_steward]

Ah yes. I'm afraid they're a little dusty from where I threw them into a wall and jumped on them. Repeatedly.

[lord_cirdan]

*grinchuckle*

Well, for a discount of 10%, I take two.

[lord_steward]

*packs them up*

What do you need them for, if I may ask?

[_annatar]

*stolls by and looks at the sign*

>:|

[lord_steward]

*is busy mutilating one of your plush avatars* >:D

[_annatar]

*pushes the door open with a bang against the wall*

[lord_steward]

*scowls*

Yes?