OK, so it's July now, and with July comes another year of age for me. So...soon I'll have to fill out voter/draft registration, get my new license and open bank account I'll actually have some use for ( Read more... )

As June starts the process of winding down into oblivion, it occurs I haven't updated this journal in quite some time. Things kind of...suck right now ( Read more... )

Oh man, I'm itchy. The kind of itchy that an average person will never understand. An endless inescapable itch ( Read more... )

Hello, and welcome to Wednesday, April 20, 2005. You know what that means? Of course not, I haven't updated in like 14 days! God! It means Psyche test ( Read more... )

So life's about the worst thing since the invention of people...or something. Long story short life sucks. But you know what sucks even more than life? Life with Pityriasis Rosea. Don't know what it is? Of course you don't! It's the most ridiculous and absurd ailment ever discovered. If I had to try to explain it in a haikou I would probably do it ( Read more... )

Hmmmmm, yeah so that's saying something I guess...oh, hello. I'm Kyle Platz. Welcome to my journal. Have a seat, have a seat! You want to hear about my day? alright ( Read more... )

Yeah...I actually exclaimed "Balderdash!" today during bowling. Stupid last pin ( Read more... )

*sniff* Good morning, Mr. President, I have some news. And by news I mean I'm likely to pass out before I finish this update. ANYWHEN, I think I'm going to skip the weekend through Monday updates, as they're not terribly interesting. I will, however, say that I placed the order for my tux rental on Saturday. Woot ( Read more... )

Today was Constitution day! Hoorah! That means a negligible amount of productive activity! What does that mean to you? Boring update ( Read more... )

Howdy y'all! I mean *clears throat* good afternoon ladies and gentlemen...*considers audience*...gentlemen ( Read more... )