Er.. sorry about that

Random pupil: Miss, what would you do if you walked into the classroom and found two people seriously fighting?

Miss Morrison (Physics teacher): I'd pull one of them off.

[Commence laughter]

Your Inner European is French!


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http://www.freewebs.com/metahaem/nnb.mp3

Copy and paste that into the address bar and it should work.

( dat meme. )

Here I am now, sitting amongst the crying babies, Mickey D-chomping morons, tannoy announcements ten times louder than necessary, and a shop entitled "Glorious Britain", paying for this hour on the internet.

Gatwick airport is such a shithole.

Last month I organised a charity sponge throw with celibrity chefs. At least, that’s what I told them it was. What I really did was to strip them naked and tie them down onto wooden tables. I then seasoned them liberally with ingredients taken from the chefs’ own recipes. I squeezed lemon juice into Nigella Lawson’s eyes, I covered Delia Smith ( Read more... )

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You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Democrat
92%
Socialist
83%
Green
75%
Communism
67%
Anarchism
42%
Fascism
33%
Nazi
0%
Republican
0%
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"Are you racist?"
Heh heh.