How to deal with a Kitten

[lord_zanther]

When said uppity kitten gets rambunctious, I apply the dodge and swat method. First is a flat pawed jump to the highest point near, gaining the high ground is something that the kitten does not understand. It also helps if you have areas you are allowed, but the kitten isn't, like the dining room table. You can then wage a long distance swatting

Comments

[aurienne]

What about when kitten tunnels under the covers, to attack your higher position?

[lord_zanther]

Sapper Kittens are sneaky. Generally you have a lightning counterattack then followed by a strategic withdrawal, or pursuit if you have routed the assailant.

[aurienne]

Lu-Seabee!

We saw a musical about her. Apparently she wants a dame. It must be a special mousey?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seabee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pacific_(musical)

[polycat]

This is some great advice. Maybe you should write a book!