thanks chris, my son

[lordandsavior]

recently fredbot3000 brought the issue of self-pleasure into my heavenly eyes. I think it is an important issue to address. and I will address it by saying that all of mankind should masturbate. all the time. together. whenever possible. especially when they have headaches. the end.

Comments

[iheartgirls]

even members of the same sex?

[lordandsavior]

yes, my daughter/son. I'm feeling very homogay in the new year.

[iheartgirls]

yay!

[angerball]

viva jesus!

[lordandsavior]

gracias mi hija! plus 14 heaven points.

[fredbot3000]

someone needs to tell meg that it's jesus-sanctioned. she still thinks it's icky.

[travoltasunit]

we all know she does it all the time and just pretends she thinks it's gross. come on, now.

[megashinyhappy]

ew guys....ew...no, and having lordandsavior discussing this might just be taking it a bit far. You both lose cool points

[lordandsavior]

sheesh u. minus 34 heaven points.