The Adventures of Stanislaus Polonski the First

[lordapolon]

So my father is Stan Polonski the Third. My nephew by way of my half-brother of whom no more shall be said is Stan Polonski the Fifth. I was almost the Fifth. It would be cool to be the fifth, but it wouldn't be cool to be named Stan, because this isn't the fifties and Lord Spolon sounds like a yarn company. Had I been named Stan, I'm sure I would

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[cactus_rs]

So wait...you were able to look your dad in the face while he told you that your great grandfather kept Russian soldiers from having HORSE SEX?

[dashing_grey]

Hahahaha! This man sounds awesome! I think you should write a novel about him

[dashing_grey]

I forgot to tell you: I have LOADS to tell you about a certain subject of the past that you will find hilarious, I'm sure. :)

[lordapolon]

Hm, I don't know about lots of shopping (Come on! I'm not the big shopper type!), but I certainly wouldn't mind going out to lunch or something like that. Either way.

What about this Thursday? I go back next Tuesday and I'm busy until Wednesday but any day between Thursday and Monday would work for me. I'll be online if you want to talk details.

I look forward to hearing from you!

[skyfishie]

Adam! That was a great story! I was thoroughly amused!