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Apr 11, 2011 18:56

BENCHPRESSES!

135-185-195-205-215-225-215-205-205-185 x2

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alchemi April 11 2011, 23:59:01 UTC
Nice.

Before girding his loins for the field of battle, former NFL cornerback Fred Smoot participated in the NFL scouting combine. One of the tests is how many times a player can bench 225 lbs. While reports differ, Smoot either failed to lift the bar even once, or managed one repetition. He played 9 NFL seasons.

I like to think that Smoot managed zero reps, and now all can know that you have bench pressed more than an NFL player.

(225 lbs. is one of my goals).

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Puny football players lordarmor April 12 2011, 02:39:02 UTC
Lord Armour has found 225lb to be the epic warrior threshold. Something about having 45s on the bar makes one's testicles spew forth testosterone like a bull in a field of menstruating cows. Alas, this Smoot must live knowing he's but a mere man.

Fun fact: 135lb. qualifies one for manhood.

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Re: Puny football players alchemi April 12 2011, 16:28:09 UTC
Once I get a spotter (plus am allowed to lift again1 and work back up to it), I'm so going to try for a one-rep max now.

I know I've done 2 x 8 at 180 lbs. (although I'm not sure I could repeat it). I would think that might translate into being able to do 225 lbs. as a one-rep max, but those conversion charts seem mostly like bs so far.

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1. The restriction is from my hospitalization from pain-killer induced ulcers. Depending on how I define "two weeks" either tomorrow or Thursday is the first day I'm allowed to lift again. I figure it'll take me a week or so to get back up to speed.

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Re: Puny football players xamses April 13 2011, 01:17:48 UTC
Ouch. Glad you're on the mend.

It's tough to make a strict conversion since endurance and power, though related, are not 1:1.

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