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[lordbeaver]

Me: Mother, I think I shall DIE NOW *dramatic swoon*
Mom: Oh, ok. We'll miss you.
Dad: What's that? Did Matthew say he was going to die?
Mom: Yes. He said he was going to die NOW
Dad: Not until he takes out the trash he won't!
Brother: Can I have his room!?
Mom: Well, I guess so...
Dad: NOT UNTIL HE TAKES OUT THE TRASH 0_0

Me: I feel loved :D

Comments

[ryuichi333]

Hey-at least your family doesn't applaude, then ask you to build your coffin, write you will, and dig your grave first. Oh-and I must dress myself, and die neatly in the coffin...

[jaxxet]

Your family rocks. :P

[jazzyhorse314]

lmao.. that's the best conversation.. I love the sarcasm of your family

[jadespider]

*Sarcasm?*

[jadespider]

Oh, that amuses me at unhealthy and highly inappropriate levels.

<3

[jadespider]

And why were you going to die in the first place?

*teardrop*