Since you're probably not overly bubbling with a desire to find out what I was slightly ranting about, I'm going snub you and post it anyway.

At least I'll cut it though.

Be warned, there is a tad of crass language, so if you don't like cussin', bring an eyepatch.

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A simple one from me this morn.

Cars. Fucking cars. ARG!

Service places. Fucking service places. AARRRRG!

(edited for truth, and for how much my bottom hurts after having been reamed)

I finally had opportunity to make an eBay purchase this morning, and am damn happy about it :D

I'll hold off excitement until it gets into my hands, but I look forwards to finally listening the entire England Made Me album by Black Box RecorderI have to put thanks to the unofficial Monkey Dust Soundtrack (Hefty, but not quite complete), and to my ( Read more... )

Last night, a night of difficulty sleeping. Don't know if I really slept at all, doesn't feel like it ( Read more... )

If there's any show out there that restores my faith in the good of humankind, a bringer of sanity, a bounty of joy, then for me it truly is Monkey Dust. The warm fuzzy feeling it gives me is unrivaled*.

And the gods smile upon me. I don't know why I did, but a search has revealed a bounty of music from the series :'D

http://www.asstr.org/~Arthur_Saxon/Recipe.html

A recipe on how to make fake poo.

How can resist making it with the following end lines;

8) When the mixture is cool, shape it into turd form.
9) Repeat as often as necessary, depending on how many turds you want.

Best news of the year!

They're making a sequel to Clown Porn!!
:D <3 :D

Damn, just worked out that no, they're not actually working on it. At the end of the trailer, the bit about "Coming sometime 2006" kindof gave it away :'(

*Heartbroken*

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Watched Sweeney Todd on the weekend.
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My dear cat is a terrible slut.

She loves to visit strange men in toilets.

But on the other hand, it means I get some pussy when I'm on the bog.

I'm such a cunny unfunt that it (Almost, but not really) scares me :)~