I don't know how I ended up here

Jun 12, 2009 23:15

I'm pretty sure if I show up at work on Monday wearing a bicycle helmet and water-wings and hug everyone I see, nobody will be surprised. In fact, it'll confirm what a lot of people seem to suspect.

Let me explain. I may be paranoid. There's a good chance I am. But there's an equally good chance my paranoia is justified.

So I'm pretty sure my ( Read more... )

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rikyuso June 13 2009, 04:17:22 UTC
Perhaps sitting on your porch in a lawn chair and yelling at chilluns is in order.

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darkviper311 June 14 2009, 16:12:12 UTC
We always knew you were a special boy, Pete.

Oh, the general public. Those silly, unknowing idiots.

Glad to see that you're still kicking, though. Post more, bitch.

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nancybyday June 15 2009, 02:56:39 UTC
Ugh. I hate feeling like people think I'm stupid--worse when they think I'm retarded. Sorry.

Least they got your gender right. I mean, its one thing for me to have short hair, wearing a winter coat and hat and be mistaken for male, but when you have long hair, wearing summer clothes, and address the person in an obviously high and female voice, how do you make that mistake? and then NOT APPOLOGIZE for it? Thats what I want to know.

Anyway. If its any consolation, not everyone in the whole wide world thinks you're slow. Some of us are lucky enough to know what a nice, funny, genuine kind of guy that you are. /sentimentalverbalhugs

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