I'm pretty sure if I show up at work on Monday wearing a bicycle helmet and water-wings and hug everyone I see, nobody will be surprised. In fact, it'll confirm what a lot of people seem to suspect.
Let me explain. I may be paranoid. There's a good chance I am. But there's an equally good chance my paranoia is justified.
So I'm pretty sure my
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Oh, the general public. Those silly, unknowing idiots.
Glad to see that you're still kicking, though. Post more, bitch.
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Least they got your gender right. I mean, its one thing for me to have short hair, wearing a winter coat and hat and be mistaken for male, but when you have long hair, wearing summer clothes, and address the person in an obviously high and female voice, how do you make that mistake? and then NOT APPOLOGIZE for it? Thats what I want to know.
Anyway. If its any consolation, not everyone in the whole wide world thinks you're slow. Some of us are lucky enough to know what a nice, funny, genuine kind of guy that you are. /sentimentalverbalhugs
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