i finally have a job i should be able to tolerate!!!!!
from shit security to telemarketing scam i still haven't been paid for!!!
now, i am a proud bagger for albertsons. ok, not glamorous, but it's work. and i got a few friends working there already. I love crystal with all my heart, more and more each day.
that's all that's new. i think...

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 100%

Greed: 80%

Gluttony: 60%

Pride: 60%

Sloth: 60%

Wrath: 40%

Lust: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 60%

You will die in a duel.

How Sinful Are You?

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Like the mothafuckin baby Jesus

PURITY: 52% sex, 70% substance, 75% moral [62% total]

Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced.

This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? ( Read more... )

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You Are Immortal!!

HARDCORE!

Congratulations! You have a long life of decapitation ahead of you.

You have inside you blood of kings.

What Age Will You Die?

it is on this date that i regret to inform you that i am no longer on the market looking for a loved one. no, i have not become a eunich. no, i have not learned how to asexually reproduce (yet ( Read more... )

If you were to wake up in bed next to me, what would you say/your first thought be?

be kind Rewind

I AM STEVEN!!!!!

let this be a testament to my continued existence ( Read more... )