Bash for LimericksA history grad student, Marta ( Read more... )

this is weird.

Alex: Do you know who's trying to rape your dog right now?
Me: David?
Alex: No...
Me: Tom Jones??
Alex: no..
Me: TOM SELLECK! IT'S TOM SELLECK!
Alex: YES!

(We are meant to be together, I got it in three guesses.)

yay!

Lacanian Joke of the Day

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Right Wing Pundit Says:
I agree with the charges of hypocrisy. I agree that the Malthusian fear mongering was annoying

But what does he speak of?
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1. I remember my History of Design teacher speaking about how English (UK) toilets have a different design than American toilets, and ends up with lots of skid marks because the pool of water is much smaller. They also splash much more because they are deeper. This was fixed in America, but British manufacturers decided not to adopt the new changes ( Read more... )

gonna seee this on the weekend.

Ask an Iraqi
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The kid I tutor got an 89 on his most recent test. He was averaging 65 before we started.
Fuck yeah.