TWO MORE DAYS. I repeat it like a mantra in my head.
Yeah I cant wait.

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I rode a motorcycle to work today. After the first few minutes of pure blinding terror, I was able to relax my hands enough that I could actually lean when we took corners. And then we didnt die so the ride home was actually pretty cool. But now I want one... one of you get rich and buy me a sweet motorcycle please.

So once again Samuel L. Jackson proves that he is fucking BADASS. There is no action star who can take this man. Jet Li would start doing some kung-fu shit and Jackson just look at him and Jet Li would fucking SHIT himself because Samuel L. Jackson is awesome. THE END.

Well I seem to have been rather remiss in updating this thing. So not to much to report here on my end, I just turned 20 (thanks for all the birthday wishes), thusly provoking a bit of an anxiety attack on my part. You know the usual holy crap what I'm doing with my life blah blah shit. Ah let's see I'm slowly preparing to work on my first full ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Chewbacca
Chewbacca
69%
R2-D2
69%
Luke Skywalker
67%
Qui-Gon Jinn
64%
Han Solo
64%
Mace Windu
60%
Jar Jar Binks
58%
Jabba the Hutt
58%
Lando Calrissian
57%
Yoda
56%

Sure you're tall and hairy,
but you've got heart!


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So I would like to apologize to everyone I made plans with for this summer. I may or may not be able to keep them. As of 3:00 today my car is totalled. Five minutes after leaving campus I reended some chick. her car is fine. mine sadly is not. So I'm junking it and moving on, basically I just dont know when I'm going to have a car again or if I'm ( Read more... )

Well kids and kiddettes this is it. The end of yet another school year, so I suppose I might as well say so long to y'all. Those of you who read this internet rag, and don't think I don't know who you are, know that I update seldomly but god damnit they're inmportant updates! So without further ado a bulletin list cause bulletins mean important ( Read more... )

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Max!

1. Max has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
2. US gold coins used to say 'In max we trust'.
3. It can take max several days to move just through one tree!
4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and max has 7.
5. Native Americans never actually ate max; killing such a timid prey was thought to ( Read more... )