Alright, this officially fucking sucks total donkey balls. I'm stuck. No where to go. Can't sleep. No weed. No beer. Nothing to do. Nowhere to go. Damnit, all I can think about is just ramming my head into the wall. I'm wound up like a ball of string and strung out without sleep. Everyone just keeps slicing into me about this fucken car ( Read more... )

Well, so it's been awhile since I've updated this shit. Hah, well, there's good reason why I am updating right now. There is someone who is going to die, and they will die by my hand. Maybe not, but he will be maimed very badly ( Read more... )

Ok, first off, I really REALLY don't know if I'll ever try some stupid shit like ecstacy again. First off, right out of the gate, my heart felt like it was goin to collapse on me. Everytime my heart would beat, it would sting and send a pulse of pain radiating thru my veins. This wasn't because of the white stuff, in fact, the white stuff HELPED ( Read more... )

WE RAN OUT OF PAPERS! FUCK! Guess gotta go buy more...

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Okay, this is an APB for anyone who feels that they can write something thats totally off the fucken wall and funny as fuck at the same time. Grossness, vulgarness and pervertedness aren't nessecary, but are helpful! To give some ideas on articles in the past ( Read more... )

Alright. Something is severly up with the world right now. I don't know who I pissed off, or why they're pissed off at me, but some shit has really been hitting the fan. I think I got a real good idea on who or whom is doin this. I'm not sure if it's just one person, or two or more even. Whoever it is, they've got some shit planned for me ( Read more... )

i was just thinking about the old skool mtv days when the state was still around. i remember the episode where they did an unpluged parody and the song they sang was "You Really Give Me a Boner" hahah the state ruled

So, what? Oh yea, I'm supposed to write something here. Okay. W00T. I think I'm gonna buy myself 2 boxes of CCC's. Actually, I prolly won't. I would really like to, but that's all expensive ass. Maybe I just buy some quarts and get drunk. That's what I usually do anyways ( Read more... )