AAAHHHHHH I FUCKEN HATE STICKER BURRS!! I had some on my shoe and I grabbed my shoe and AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sometimes I wonder if I should worship the orange goblin... it wouldn't be the first time. There was a time in high school when we worshiped two things... the shoe, and the orange goblin. The orange goblin of course being the Sun. Why call the sun a god? Because you do naughty things at night, out of God's eyes. God does not shun such things, ( Read more... )

he sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see ( Read more... )

Well... i thought it was about time to do a good, clean update to this thing. Well, maybe not CLEAN... bwahahahah ( Read more... )

goddamnit... i dont have my weed... i put it in eddies dugout... JUST KIDDING!! i would never be THAT stupid

hah hah hah

Orange Goblin owns my soul...

Well, I suppose I could go in to some certain details regarding my status with the legal system. Here's the hardcore lowdown, the bottom line. I had 4 charges: a possession of marijuana, ANOTHER possession of marijuana, a providing alcohol for minors and a motion to revoke probation, which was for marijuana. Just in case you didn't know, I ( Read more... )

Long time no type in this fucken thing... ice cream is the fucken best thing on the planet. I just ate a huge bowl of some all natural bull shit ice cream, that was totally fucken awesome, with some chocolate syrup and whip cream on top (the type from a can that doubles as a whippet) next to a diet A&W root beer... I wish I had a regular beer, ( Read more... )

Well... I was just reminded of two incidents that happened at Jerrod's old house on Beaumont ( Read more... )

I...CARLOS...WILL BRING A BURRITO, YEA, I CARLOS...WILL BRING A BURRITO! YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! TACOS FOR EVERYBODY!

Fucken wish i had a taco... blaahagahgahg

WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO OUR FIRST ALBUM...THIS IS LUNATIC...OF GOD'S CREATION! SHIT!!!!!!!!