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[lordofabstract]

Tomorrow I have an exam on a text about a knight who kills stuff so he can get himself nuts-deep into his queen. He sticks his sword into lots of horrible things and gets into all kinds of trouble for it, purely because he's got a hugely ambitious libido

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[marmadukesphinx]

Sounds like my ex-boyfriend.

[lordofabstract]

I think it describes most guys and the way they think. It's why I love quest narratives. It's all about men being men and going to kill things so they can fuck something else. Pretty basic stuff really.

I reckon I could quote Conan the Barbarian in my exam tomorrow and get a first for it.

[marmadukesphinx]

I dare you to.

[lordofabstract]

You realise you have no way of checking whether I actually do or not.

"Conan, the three best things in life."
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!"

I'll do it anyway because it illustrates some of my arguements quite nicely.

[thomppw]

is the pen a metaphorical penis? WELL IS IT?

[lordofabstract]

Only in a certain context. Such as the stuff my housemate looks at on the internet.