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You're not even that good.

I wish I had enough money to obsess about my tone like you do.

I challenge you to write another "Cliffs of Dover."

Odds are, it can't be done.

You're not Eric Johnson.

Get your own style.

Know that your song is completely ridiculous, and utter blasphemy, at that.

Chuck Norris could never be defeated.

And what the hell's a bat grenade?

So suck it, k?

Jim

You're not Bono.

So cut the crap.

Thank you.

Love,

Jim

Notes: There may be a song about this some time later on.

I don't understand why drilling is equated with destruction of the environment.

News Flash.

They just went down.

Things go up.

Things go down.

I'm not even sure where they are right now.

Doesn't going to sleep usually make you feel better when you wake up?

I feel so terribly alone...

I made a new song again.

So go hear it.