i motherfucking officially changed the title/subtitle of my journal because of the colbert report last night. and i posted colbert's, "just how bad is it in OKLAHOMA?!" interview with wayne coyne from the very same episode. which i was watching the repeat on comedy central, because i have cable in this place. also, steve byrne's "happy hour" came on right after it, and now my location on my journal is how byrne feels about korea: "magical vagina place time".
i remember some lover i had eight years ago when i was 19. said, "no woman has your sense of humor." and damn-near proposed to me on the spot when i told him as i was waiting for my pizza at a little caesar's, "i'm standing in line here at lc's and there's this table of teenage girls blabbing on about nonsensical bullshit, and i swear to christ if all three of them don't just shut the fuck up and go down on each other right now, they're totally ruining my day."
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i remember some lover i had eight years ago when i was 19.
said,
"no woman has your sense of humor."
and damn-near proposed to me on the spot when i told him as i was waiting for my pizza at a little caesar's,
"i'm standing in line here at lc's and there's this table of teenage girls blabbing on about nonsensical bullshit, and i swear to christ if all three of them don't just shut the fuck up and go down on each other right now, they're totally ruining my day."
i'm not a feminist. i'm a blatant misogynist.
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