Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than I have

I am starting a new kind of therapy at work for some of my more
stubborn patients, its called "therapeutic stabbing" should require only one treatment

I truly became a Buddhist while dating a vegetarian. Once I had a double cheese and bacon whopper and she took it and tossed it in the trash and went, "here's a Boca burger ( Read more... )

I will always wonder what Hunter S. Thompson would of said about Obama
and what Bill Hicks would think of the last 8 years
hell im curious as to what Evan Tanner would think of society now
but mostly I wish that I had not out lived my heroes

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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
burning out his fuse up here alone

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so right its wrong

Scared Oklahoma Republicans just stripped the Flaming Lips of the State Rock Song honor.

we voted for it god damn it....

the reason you don't arm commercial ships and fight off the pirates ( Read more... )