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[lordofwaters]

Ever feel the fucking need to declare all your damned frustrations in just a few words but are tired of fucking submitting to the EVER-SO-FUCKING-BLAND usages of the word fuck? Then this book is not for you. Fuck off.

The thing fucking is, the word fuck is essential to everyfuckingday living, and who better to sell you fuckers his secrets in

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[charlotteismad]

*buys 6 copies*

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[lordofwaters]

Fucking excellent.

((*dies*))

[eomer_of_rohan]

I WANT TEN FUCKING COPIES.

((*resurrects*))

[lordofwaters]

Cough up the fucking dough, man, and it's all yours!

[elanorgamgee]

*fuckinglaughssobslaughsgoesintohystericsetc*

[ghostofisildur]

Yes, exactly!!!

Ulmo has saved the day and brought us all huge joy in the midst of this tragedy!

I <3 ULMO

[elanorgamgee]

*wipes tears and nods mutely*

[ghostofisildur]

Awwwww.

:hugs fellow happy/sad maia of Ulmo:

Um...we could go cause some bitchin' tidal waves in honour of our fallen comrades?

[ghostofisildur]

OH MY LORD ULMO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

I was going to miss these sayings so much but now here they are in one organised bunch, you are the greatest Vala ever and I am so overjoyed...

:ORGASM:

:buys 7000 copies:

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[lordofwaters]

Awwww, thank you! You're too fucking sweet. :)

*hugs*

[ex_mythril280]

AHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL. I WANT IT.

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[lordofwaters]

THEN IT SHALL BE YOURS!

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[ex_mythril280]

YES! IM LISTENING TO ONE OF YOUR CDS RIGHT NOW. ERU SAVE THE QUEEN OF GONDOR.